The Misfit Farmer

Soccer in the South

"Go U.S.A! Kick the ball hard!"

Jul 6 • TheMisfitFarmer

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June 2026

Man Versus Yellow Jackets

What could go wrong?

Jun 29 • TheMisfitFarmer

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Dreaming of An Island Getaway

“All happy goat farmers are alike; each unhappy goat farmer is unhappy in his own way.”

Jun 22 • TheMisfitFarmer

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The Brothers Arnold

Unlike other traits, fence swooping is hereditary.

Jun 2 • TheMisfitFarmer

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May 2026

Memories in a Box

Cleaning out the storage closet at the office seemed to be a task that generations of government employees had somehow managed to avoid, meaning…

May 25 • TheMisfitFarmer

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A Small Price To Pay

If a family member ever calls us before 7:30 in the morning, I know one of two things: either someone in the family has had a medical emergency or one…

May 19 • TheMisfitFarmer

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All Those Yesterdays

On Saturday, Thomas and I decided to go to the park, so he could practice riding his bike on a flat surface.

May 11 • TheMisfitFarmer

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April 2026

Swarm Season

Staying ahead of your bees is essential to swarm control.

Apr 14 • TheMisfitFarmer

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March 2026

The Carburetor Chronicles Part II: A Linkage in Time

Last week, I fixed my chainsaw by fixing a carburetor that didn’t need fixing, so this week I decided to level up by fixing a truly broken carburetor on…

Mar 24 • TheMisfitFarmer

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My General Life Philosophy: Just Blame the Carburetor

When I was in college, my parents bought me a chainsaw for my birthday.

Mar 16 • TheMisfitFarmer

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Of Satyrs and Sutures

We have three goats.

Mar 9 • TheMisfitFarmer

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An Easy Swarm Call

Beware of easy swarm calls

Mar 2 • TheMisfitFarmer

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