The Misfit Farmer

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Summer of the Bull
Long legs help when running from a bull.
Aug 17 • TheMisfitFarmer
It's Always Something, Even When It's Nothing
Last week, my zero-turn lawnmower stopped turning, or moving altogether for that matter.
Aug 10 • TheMisfitFarmer
Lowry's Apple Orchard
Carrying on the Old Art of Deer Deterrence
Aug 3 • TheMisfitFarmer

July 2026

The Egg Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree
Getting into the Egg Business
Jul 27 • TheMisfitFarmer
Exasperated Man Versus the Machine
One Man's Fight Against Healthcare Absurdity
Jul 20 • TheMisfitFarmer
Take Me to Your Leader
The Battle of the Chat Support Bots
Jul 13 • TheMisfitFarmer
Soccer in the South
"Go U.S.A! Kick the ball hard!"
Jul 6 • TheMisfitFarmer

June 2026

Man Versus Yellow Jackets
What could go wrong?
Jun 29 • TheMisfitFarmer
Dreaming of An Island Getaway
“All happy goat farmers are alike; each unhappy goat farmer is unhappy in his own way.”
Jun 22 • TheMisfitFarmer
The Brothers Arnold
Unlike other traits, fence swooping is hereditary.
Jun 2 • TheMisfitFarmer

May 2026

Memories in a Box
Cleaning out the storage closet at the office seemed to be a task that generations of government employees had somehow managed to avoid, meaning…
May 25 • TheMisfitFarmer
A Small Price To Pay
If a family member ever calls us before 7:30 in the morning, I know one of two things: either someone in the family has had a medical emergency or one…
May 19 • TheMisfitFarmer
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